Here are a couple of toasts that our friend who is a bit of a beat poet came up with. Her name is Elka, her last name is Hollic. A Toast to My Best Friend As I think of the years gone by The memories could make me cry but I choose instead to smile 'cus now I'll get a man once in a while! Heads up from your married girlfriends Dear Bachelorette, Being off the market might be sad especially will all the men you've had but as you say goodbye to the Joes Daves and Robs remember, you've given your last blowjob. |
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