Here is a nice guide to bachelorette party tiaras. A tiara is the perfect gift for the bachelorette to wear at her bachelorette party. On her last night out, your bachelorette will want to be treated like royalty. You will need to fetch her drinks, find her men, and probably hold back her hair at the end of the night. Why not encourage such behavior by purchasing a bachelorette tiara for the bride-to-be? In this section, you will find an elaborate tiara comparison test performed by the experts at Bachelorette.com. Based on our descriptions and intense rating system, you should be able to find the perfect crown for your bachelorette. The Bachelorette Party Tiara: (BP00157) One of Bachelorette.com's most popular items, the silver Bachelorette Party Tiara will make any bride-to-be feel like a princess. This tiara is metal and sparkles, with a heart design. At the ends of each side of the crown are hair combs, so the tiara stays in place. Our rating: 9. Every bride-to-be needs to feel like a queen. The Bachelorette Party Tiara is perfect for her special night out, and for the price, this crown is a bargain. The Flashing Tiara: (N-GL-TIAFL) This attention-grabbing tiara is less expensive than the Bachelorette Tiara. One drawback is that it is made of plastic, so it feels a little bit like a piece of dress up clothing. The lights make this crown a unique headpiece and the feather trim gives this tiara a “diva” feel. The bachelorette should be the center of attention, and the Flashing Tiara will keep her in the middle of her crazy celebration. Our rating: 8. The flashing tiara is a great value. At this price, I would buy a Flashing Tiara for everyone I know. The price is unbeatable, and this item will have men flocking to your bachelorette at the bar. This tiara is made of thick plastic, so it should stay on your bride-to-be's head no matter how crazy she gets, unless you steal it from her…you naughty maid of honor, you. Bitch Tiara: (BP-T-BITCH) The Bitch Tiara has nearly the same design as The Bachelorette Party Tiara does. Both tiaras are nearly interchangeable. Really, it doesn't matter which one you get your bride-to-be. Oh, except this one says “Bitch,” and the other one says “Bachelorette.” I guess it depends on what you're trying to tell her. Our rating: 8. Our newest bachelorette crown, the Bitch Tiara has been selling well. Those girls planning to have a wild night out at the bar love being with a crazy bride-to-be wearing this naughty headgear. Although this tiara is slightly pricy, it is top-quality, and a great conversation starter. Super-Deluxe Bachelorette Tiara: (BP18963) This tiara has a bunch of bachelorette junk glued to it, like penis lollipops, lubricant, flavored condoms, and after-sex mints. The crown is of semi-decent quality, and decorated elaborately with all of the items and colorful ribbons. The $17.99 price is steep, however, so you might have to sell your first-born to pay for this tiara. Our rating: 6. The common consensus around the office is that the Super-Deluxe Bachelorette Tiara is what you buy for the bachelorette when you're seeking revenge. I sort of have a penchant for useless garbage, so I like it, but that's just me. What I don't like, though, is the price. Feather Tiara: (N-HA-TIPFG) Flowers…leaves…criss-cross design…the Feather Tiara sort of reminds me of a garden trellis. The pink feather accents make this tiara ideal for the girly bachelorette. This item would be great for a bridal shower or any other pre-martial event where the bachelorette doesn't want to be extremely gaudy. Our rating: 6. This sturdy tiara is well assembled, and for our lowest-costing tiara, the Feather Tiara is of decent quality. My only concern is that this item seems to be sized for a child's head, so for those bachelorettes without kid-sized craniums, I suggest choosing a different crown. Queen Of Dicks Crown: (BP19559) The Queen Of Dicks Crown is a golden headpiece with a swirl design and small, multi-colored peckers. There are seven miniature penis, and a larger one in the middle, letting all guests know that the bachelorette is, in fact, raunchy royalty. This crown is adjustable to accommodate noggins of all sizes. Our rating: 5. Although, based on the picture and the price, you might think the penises light up, or perhaps spin, they don't; in fact, I'm not sure why this piece of plastic would cost more than $3. I suppose the Queen Of Dicks Crown is useful if you're going to the strip club or plan to hire a stripper. The Miss Bachelorette Tiara: (BP18588) This tiara is made by the people who make the Miss Bachelorette Sash and while we like the sash, the tiara isn't very impressive. The headband is made of cheap, breakable plastic, and the decorative part is a piece of thick fabric with red sequins sewn on. This item could belong to anyone…a seven-year-old girl on Halloween, or my grandma performing in the talent portion of the Miss Senior America Pageant. Nothing about this tiara screams “bachelorette!” Our rating: 5. The Miss Bachelorette Tiara is quite boring, and for the price, get me a glue gun and some sparkles, and I'll make you a tiara. However, this tiara does match the Miss Bachelorette Sash, so if you want to get a set of bachelorette attire, this tiara might be the way to go. Stubby Chubby Penis Tiara: (BP17959) This silver crown is simply designed with a rather large and obtrusive 3-inch chubby penis placed in the center. The tiara is adjustable plastic and will amuse your guests. I think you should use the Stubby Chubby Penis Tiara as a sort of punishment for the guest that is trying to pick up too many men, or the girl that talks too much about her love life. Our rating: 3. The Stubby Chubby Penis Tiara is overpriced and completely un-wearable. To get any bachelorette to put this puppy on her head, you would have to make sure she is drunk, and not near any mirrors or other objects in which she can see her reflection. |
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